What's worse than spam, more dangerous than cyber sex, and scarier than getting a computer virus? An Instant Message from the guy who got away ten years ago...

grayscale: amber fleece? is that you?

foreveramber: OMG. Am I dreaming?

grayscale: it's me, toots. amazing how many people this classreunion.com thing unearthed.

foreveramber: Sort of like worms.

What happens when a randomly accessed memory changes from a harmless Google to rekindled love? Someone has to draw the line between adultery and e-dultery...

to: wonderwoman

from: tmark

Hey gorgeous. I'm back in the halls of the old workplace.

to: tmark

from: wonderwoman

Just when I thought it was safe to go on line...

to: wonderwoman

from: tmark

I think of you every time I pass the video closet...remember?

to: tmark

from: wonderwoman

Sorry, Tom, I've gone down the mommy track and not even you can derail me. (I hope.)

Hit Reply is what happens when female friends turn to former lovers -- and each other -- to find fulfillment.

foreveramber: I'm 28, in advertising, single, and you know what I need the most?

wonderwoman: You need the strength of character to survive corporate politics, the confidence to believe in your inner beauty, and a trip to the Borghese counter.

foreveramber: Nah. I need a guy who looks like Brad Pitt.